Minding My Own Business

Stopped at a red light around midnight last night and BAM! I got slammed by a drunk driver! He hit me and went down in a ditch. The first thing I was thinking was getting his license plate number. He was spinning tires trying to get out of there! He wouldn't even come over and see if we were okay. My friend Rob went over to him and took his keys from him. Cops didn't show up right away. It took some time. The man got arrested and apparently we're going to have to go to court to testify that he was the only one in the truck and behind the wheel. The soundtrack for the night came when the tow truck driver pulled up. He was blaring Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead or Alive."