Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Weight loss, Ann Coulter, and Karl Rove

Ann's thin. Karl's fat. They both suck. www.whitehouse.org is great.
For weeks now I think I have done well with watching what I eat, or how much I eat. I don't like much that's healthy. I take mass quantities of vitamins and supplements. I rarely have a Coke. I'm mostly about unsweetened iced tea and water when I'm not throwing back Molson Ices and Lowenbrau darks. I've made up my mind after last night that I am stocking up on diet pills. I may even join a pro-ana site. Not really. I'm going to be a jittery time bomb! I'll make your life a living hellllll. Out of the top 30 highest ranking diet pills, I am going to try Hot Rox.

5 Comments:

Blogger The Whitworths said...

Don't do it. Take care of your heart instead. I'm thinking you're just kidding though?

12:38 PM  
Blogger Seldom_Scene said...

I'm not kidding. I'm tired of seeing my fat face in pictures and I'm tired of this little bit of a belly I can't get rid of. I went to Walgreens at 11 and got my Hot Rox. I feel pretty good of of one and I'm not that hungry.

12:55 PM  
Blogger pita-woman said...

Oh J.D., what ARE you talking about????
Your face isn't fat! I haven't seen your belly in a while, so I don't know about that, but it can't be nothing compared to what I'm sporting.
For Heavens sake kiddo, don't take all those drugs, legal or not!! They aren't good for you. We love you just the way you are!!!!
Don't make me drive over there and open up a can of whup-a$$ on you boy!
If you really want to work on your belly, I'll lone you my Richard Simmons work-out tapes. They worked wonders on me, when I used them. Key phrase: "when I used them".

1:54 PM  
Blogger The Whitworths said...

I'm not happy with you right now. Drug store diet pills are not good for you at all and I thought you were always all about being HEALTHY! You are the last person I would ever expect to be doing diet pills. I speak from experience and I really wish you would reconsider.

6:00 PM  
Blogger pita-woman said...

AMEN Whitworth!, Amen!!!

9:45 AM  

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